If Crosby has to get his pants tailored do you think he gets his pockets expanded too? Like he’s working toward being able to hide his whole body in an emergency pocket one day? So when people start approaching him he just goes into his pocket and the fan is like “what the fuck I thought I saw Sid but it’s actually just a huge pocket. Woah this fucked me up.”
I have a theory about this. Patrick Kane is a beautiful, beautiful man who is sometimes just painfully unphotogenic.
In videos and gifs, he always looks something like this:
Yet oftentimes in pictures he looks like this:
I choose to just focus on the times he looks good: